if i spill one more fucking soda on my table this month i’m going to fucking scream
special shout-outs to Nintendo for making their handheld systems so sturdy that they can survive atmospheric reentry
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.